1.網站：我們是免費的。
                                                                               
2.警察：我們是為人民服務的。
                                                                               
3.售貨小姐：這件衣服真的很適合你
                                                                               
4.地攤老闆：這件是最後一件，算你便宜啦。
                                                                               
5.影視明星：我們只是朋友關係。
                                                                               
6.高官致詞：下面，我簡單地講兩句。
                                                                               
7.父母：我幫你把紅包存起來了。
                                                                               
8.太太： （出門前化妝時）馬上就好！馬上就好！
                                                                               
9.老公：（一面盯著別的女生）她哪有你漂亮？？？
                                                                               
10.同學：我昨天都沒看書
                                                                               
11.食品包裝：保證不添加防腐劑。
                                                                               
12.政客：我一分錢都沒收。
                                                                               
13.男人：乖 ~~ 不會痛的.....
                                                                               
14.女生：我們還是可以當朋友的。
                                                                               
15.弗利沙:那美克星再過3分鐘就要爆炸了

朮：請問,最後那句啥意思????.....(孤陋寡聞..不看電視報紙的人)